PLEASE DONT FEED ME

Introducing PLEASE DONT FEED ME game

PLEASE DONT FEED ME is a tactical roguelike with a seemingly simple mission: feed a man four pineapples without killing him! But don’t let the humorous appearance fool you — this game requires calculation, patience, and extremely wise investment strategies.

Highlights

• Smart resource management: You will play as a “monster” responsible for the patient’s diet. Each food has a different value and impact on health — eating too much or too little can ruin all your efforts.
• You invest in premium food, and the better the risk, the higher the potential profit, and the more the patient can vomit or collapse as a consequence.
• You are allowed to earn money, buy new dishes, and upgrade your menu, but never buy pineapples too early — the trick is to be patient and choose the right moment.
• The first round gives a little help, and the last is a complete challenge. You get to learn about the new dynamics as well as practice both adaptability and long-term planning.

PLEASE DONT FEED ME plays the role of a strict parent once again.

The game begins with you having very limited funds and a fang-toothed monster, and you have to feed intelligently—first, get going with the cheaper options to maintain a healthy balance, then get ready to invest in the precious pineapple.

You can observe the patient's health chart and satiety index to adjust the amount of food appropriately. If you feed too quickly, the patient will vomit, causing you to lose money and have to start the plan again.

Try to get the patient to eat all four pineapples and still survive, that’s the ultimate victory — and the challenge that makes PLEASE DON’T FEED ME an addictive game that’s both funny and strategic.

PLEASE DONT FEED ME is not only a game of entertainment, but also a lesson in control, investment, and patience. If you’re looking for a game that’s both fun and “brain-busting,” take a chance on this quirky culinary world — where a single pineapple can make or break your game.

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